How not to go out...

A few tips on How not to go dressed when going out and others Don'ts in the Ugandan night life.

1. I blame Hollywood for making it so damn important for people to wear matching outfits at the risk of going nude to parties. Imagine this girl was like this at 1:00 am in the morning.

2. Go out dressed as you want but please don't ever let teh creep of the party touch you!! It shows bad taste.

3. No matter what beer you are drinking its is in bad taste to come to the bar in the same colours as the beer so that you can be identified with your beer.You look crazy and mostly daft, and "RIGHTLY STUPID"

4. For fuck's sake if there isn't enough fabric, don't wear the damn dress!!

5. Never escape from home in your night gown or night wear to come to a party!

 Catch up later

xxx

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