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Ladies, if you must take nude pictures make sure they are not by an amateur because that always compromises your ass – literally.

Two, ensure that your matters are in order i.e. make sure you have no stretch marks, cellulite or that your photographer will sort out everything that needs “Photoshop” otherwise you end up like this girl who is supposed to be really hot but was caught out in a tacky studio and really horrible background.

Three, extensions no matter how good they look in the beginning aren’t always as good when they have been photographed.

Four, it’s great to have a high waist: ass ratio but in cases where you look like you might appear like you had a third and fourth hip growing out of the original two you had at birth, it might not be advisable to take full frontal shots as it pulls the aggregate of the full shot lower to your hips and traps the line of sight such that one’s eyes can’t escape your cellulite.

Five, while giving private appearances/performances, try and steer clear of calling attention to your feet. That’s why strippers wear high heels; so you see how high their heels are, not what there scabbed feet and calloused heels look like!

Six, if you have a small bust as most women who suffer from the condition discussed in Four above will likely present, FLAUNT THAT SHIT!! The last thing you want is some “mama” with big “everything” showing up and upstaging your ass.