Kenyan Students Aid Ugandan Adult Industry

It has been argued that the Ugandan education system is the best in the region, what with so many schools and so many teachers the only logical result was to have so many students.So that industry flourished and grew;importing the region's scholars from far and wide.

Be that as it was, there was another industry which was suffering; the adult industry. despite Uganda being a generally prurient society, people really lack a lot in terms of material to work with. which I think is part of the reason they are currently running the campaign "Rather have many styles with one partner than one style with many partners"They realize that a lot of Ugandans go out looking for "some" more because its always the same dish at home.

so anyway, in the past few weeks, I was shocked to hear that the problem of Ugandan adult content was a hot research topic in many universities. It was being taken seriously and a lot of time and resources were being invested into this venture. 

The fact is at many universities, there is a lot of research going on most of the time. studies, filed trips, analysis, pre-testing, observation and declaration of results. the students at KIU-supposedly, are currently under taking a venture to contribute their own little two cents to this data bank of knowledge. Their contribution is more graphic and I would be lame if i didn't show you. so presenting:

The Humming Bird:

The Jack-Knife Hammer Headlock

Who's Your Daddy?

Ride the Pony

"Wait, are you packing a packing a Matooke down there?"

and finally Gone With The Wind:

*always remember to make a quick get away.

NB: Now what is the moral of this story?

1. Kenyans lie when they say they hate Matooke, for obvious reasons.

2. If you are ever going to shag a bird and her laptop is just lying around her room, make sure it is shut down and covered. That is how this little imp got caught.

3. How do i know it was the chic/ unless this guy keeps teddy bears in his room for recreational purposes i would think this a chic's room

4. If you must ever do anything on video, get your parents to send you to school in a foreign country, whey they have bans on blogging, and free speech.

5. Always wear a rubber.

6. Never grow a gut, imagine how bad and obstructed these pics would have been if this bro had a gut.

7. If you are good at something , never do it for free

8. The Ugandan adult industry will never really improve because the guy behind the camera always wants to get some too, which is why these guys had to resort to the laptop.

9. Always make a quick get away.

10. FIND YOU A KENYAN TODAY!