Kenyan Students Aid Ugandan Adult Industry

It has been argued that the Ugandan education system is the best in the region, what with so many schools and so many teachers the only logical result was to have so many students.So that industry flourished and grew;importing the region's scholars from far and wide.

Be that as it was, there was another industry which was suffering; the adult industry. despite Uganda being a generally prurient society, people really lack a lot in terms of material to work with. which I think is part of the reason they are currently running the campaign "Rather have many styles with one partner than one style with many partners"They realize that a lot of Ugandans go out looking for "some" more because its always the same dish at home.

so anyway, in the past few weeks, I was shocked to hear that the problem of Ugandan adult content was a hot research topic in many universities. It was being taken seriously and a lot of time and resources were being invested into this venture. 

The fact is at many universities, there is a lot of research going on most of the time. studies, filed trips, analysis, pre-testing, observation and declaration of results. the students at KIU-supposedly, are currently under taking a venture to contribute their own little two cents to this data bank of knowledge. Their contribution is more graphic and I would be lame if i didn't show you. so presenting:

The Humming Bird:

The Jack-Knife Hammer Headlock

Who's Your Daddy?

Ride the Pony

"Wait, are you packing a packing a Matooke down there?"

and finally Gone With The Wind:

*always remember to make a quick get away.

NB: Now what is the moral of this story?

1. Kenyans lie when they say they hate Matooke, for obvious reasons.

2. If you are ever going to shag a bird and her laptop is just lying around her room, make sure it is shut down and covered. That is how this little imp got caught.

3. How do i know it was the chic/ unless this guy keeps teddy bears in his room for recreational purposes i would think this a chic's room

4. If you must ever do anything on video, get your parents to send you to school in a foreign country, whey they have bans on blogging, and free speech.

5. Always wear a rubber.

6. Never grow a gut, imagine how bad and obstructed these pics would have been if this bro had a gut.

7. If you are good at something , never do it for free

8. The Ugandan adult industry will never really improve because the guy behind the camera always wants to get some too, which is why these guys had to resort to the laptop.

9. Always make a quick get away.

10. FIND YOU A KENYAN TODAY!

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What is it with Mzungus on Holiday?

1. They think its cool to dance with Ragga Dee

 

2. They Don't seem to get the concept of We dress up to go out, why the F**K do you come out half dressed, or dressed like urchins?! and they say, " we are respecting culture!"

3. Need I raise the issue of thinking that every black artiste is cool?! You see them, hanging out at Steak Out, chilling, smoking weed, and you ask yourself, "Do they know that they might be scraping the barrel", or rather " that they've been scraped by the barrel?"

4. I have found the first Panty-devouring  vagina. Now you see it...




 





















4. Now you don't....























5. I don't care where you come, looking like this might look like you were on holiday in a banana republic, in Uganda, [which is a banana republic] you just look like a dumb ass!

 

 

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Friends You Should Drop!!!

In my city, there are very often concerts. In fact concerts of all kinds, parties street parties, now recently, kids who go to American, Canadian and south African universities have introduced house parties.

I have found that generally Ugandan men like to dress down while the women dress up. until I saw this.it led me to the conclusion that all human beings are unique , and that if your friends are not loyal, you should get a stick, stick it up their vagina and find other friends.

There are friends who should be banned from hanging out with you if :

1. They let you out of the house dressed like this:



2. They come by and check you out and in front of the snapping camera man and still don't tell you.




3. They smile like someone just planted a BIG WET JUICY *****in their mouths!



4. They plonk themselves around you just because you have the appeal factor!

 I have my own thoughts on other things but those will come another day!

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Wafagio? [Swahili for they can do] Really?

Some things should be kept out of the public's eye, for sure!




And one has to wonder whether they are paid to sing or flash their audiences. The stupid government wants to put a law against homosexuals instead of curbing cellulite exhibitionists! Ahhh! Banana republics!



but you see in fairness this kinds of dressing actually brings crowds to the shows in droves. They copme hoping to get a sneka pek of some action every concert. and i can guarantee that if you watch enough of these you will ;
1. Be scarred for life
2. See all there is to see on the female anatomy
3. Really consider having a sex just so you don't end up like some of whats up there
4. Stop admiring artistes for all the fame the have; those suckers really have to go through shit to earn their dimes.
5. Work harder in school, or wish you did if you are already done with it.



But you see its not all bad.

I hate the group

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Is It Just Ugandan Artistes?

In Uganda when you attend a concert, you will see a lot of things. Sometimes you will see a well dressed artiste who sings like crap. She will be less than 30, sing like she nearly dropped out of school - but not. She will talk in vernacular and in a limp dry voice ask you to clap your hands. I'm reminded of a Steve Harvey, a black American stand up comedian, who once said "Dude I paid $38 dollars !! you clap!!"




Forget that the said girl is wildly gyrating her crotch in the face of the crowd. trying rather unsuccessfully to woo the men in the crowd, al of whom will most likely be with their wives BTW so its kind of weird unless you are dancing at Madame Arthur's trying depserately to get a lesbo one nighter.




As if the girl torturing you with her irritating, shrill and ill trained voice isn't enough, she decidesshe will turn it up a notch so you can see what God gave her.

and you see it.

Not funny. Not funny at all.







Had she ran out of clean underwear? Or was she campaigning for the national road safety network and she decided to don a zebra crossing to show her support?

Does anyone know her?

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Cathedral

Cattedrale
Originally uploaded by sirVictor59

Beauty is in the simplest things

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